Stay cool while you're in the (holiday) hot seat

You came home for the holidays — and immediately walked into the hot seat. Relationship status? Brought up constantly. Job prospects? A family favorite. Life updates? Lovingly requested. These limited-edition embroidered tees are your unofficial press release: comfortable, breathable, and made from 100% cotton so you can stay cool while the questions fly. Each one has answers for your relatives — with style, softness, and a wink.

Yes, Intentionally single.

When the dinner table turns into a relationship Q&A, let your shirt do the talking. 100% cotton and embroidered, it’s a soft, unapologetic answer to “seeing anyone new?”

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Moving back in (with you)

Moving back to the comfort of your home is almost as good as this 100% cotton, embroidered, and breathable tee.

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Career Status: between jobs

Your resume might be “under construction,” but your travel plans are fully booked. This 100% cotton tee is embroidered and designed to keep you cool as you’re figuring things out.

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Kids? Still maybe.

Still in your dog mom era? This 100% cotton and  embroidered tee does the talking for you so you can keep embracing your fur babies guilt free.

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Official Update: no updates

No news is good news. This 100% cotton and embroidered tee says it all (so you don’t have to). Soft, breathable, and blissfully unbothered.

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